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Prietenie si Casatorie - Sfaturile Copiilor

Posted on 15 October 2008 by radupg

Iata cateva raspunsuri date de copii:

Ce fac oamenii in timpul primei intalniri?

La o intalnire trebuie sa te distrezi si oamenii ar trebui sa profite ca sa se cunosca mai bine. Chiar si baietii au ceva interesant de spus daca ii asculti suficient de mult.
Lynnette, 8 ani

Cand este in regula sa saruti pe cineva?

Legea spune ca trebuie sa ai 18 ani, asa ca nu vreau s-o incurc.
Curt, 7 ani

Pai este o regula: daca saruti pe cineva, trebuie sa te casatoresti cu ea si sa faceti copii. Asa e corect sa faci.
Howard, 8 ani

La ce varsta e bine sa te casatoresti?
23 este varsta perfecta sa te casatoresti pentru ca pana atunci o stii pe persoana respectiva dintotdeauna.
Camille, age 10

Este mai bine sa te casatoresti sau sa stai singur?
Este bine pentru fete sa stea singure dar pentru baieti nu. Baietii au nevoie de cineva care sa curete dupa ei.
Anita, 9 ani

Cum sa alegi cu cine sa te casatoresti?
Trebuie sa gasesti pe cineva caruia sa-i placa aceleasi lucruri. De exemplu, daca tie iti place sportul, ei ar trebui sa-i placa ca tie iti place sportul, si sa iti aduca chips-uri si cola.
Alan, 10 ani

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Cu Cine Se Aseamana Isus Cristos Cel Mai Mult?

Posted on 11 August 2008 by radupg

Cu cine se aseamana Domnul Isus? Oare sa se asemene mai mult ca o femeie, un Irlandez, un Italian, etc. Iata un email forward pe care l-am primit recent.

My Cajun friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was a Cajun:
1.  He liked to serve fish to his friends.
2.  He could make his own wine.
3.  He wasn’t afraid of water.

My Black friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1.  He called everyone ‘brother.’
2.  He liked Gospel.
3.  He couldn’t get a fair trial.

My Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. &nb sp;He talked with his hands.
2.  He had wine with every meal.
3.  He used olive oil.

My California friend also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1.  He had a beard.
2.  He walked around barefoot all the time.
3.  He started a new religion.

My Irish friend then gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1.  He never got married.
2.  He was always telling stories.
3.  He loved green pastures.

But, my women friends have the most compelling evidence that Jesus, though NOT a woman, certainly could relate to women:
1.  He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
2.  He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3.  And, even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.  Amen to that!

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